Here’s the fuckin thing about Yoda, you guys
Ed. Note: I can’t believe I’m writing about Star Wars on the internet. I’ve always thought this was a level of nerdiness that is beneath me, but I have so much brain space devoted to this idea, that I have to get it out.
Everybody knows that the Star Wars prequels are horrible. But they’re not completely horrible. There are many characters, locales, and concepts that could have made a compelling saga.
Like, Darth Maul is fucking sick. They should have made him like the Terminator where he’s so powerful that your only shot at survival is to run from him. If you stood your ground, you’d just get destroyed. He should have stuck around for multiple movies. He should have haunted and harassed the Jedi until Anakin stepped up and capped him. Maybe becoming a dark Jedi in the process. Instead he gets punked and disposed of in the first movie. Oh well.
Same, Naboo is pretty rad. Feels Star
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